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You are not as bad as people say, you are much, much worse.
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Now we know why some animals eat their own children.
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Please, keep talking. I always yawn when I am interested.
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Talk is cheap, but that's ok, so are you.
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If we killed everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder…it would be an apocalypse!
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This is an excellent time for you to become a missing person.
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I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
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When I look into your eyes, I see straight through to the back of your head.
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A sharp tongue does not mean you have a keen mind.
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Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you any worse advice.
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Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today.
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Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to lie to myself and try to like you?
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Don't let your mind wander, it's far too small to be let out on its own.
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Don't thank me for insulting you, it was a pleasure.
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Don't you realize that there are enough people to hate in the world already without you putting in so much effort to give us another?
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He always finds himself lost in thought; it's unfamiliar territory.
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I bet you get bullied a lot.
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I can tell that you are lying, your lips are moving.
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I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works.
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I don't mind you talking so much, as long as you don't mind me not listening.
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I don't think you are a fool, but what's my opinion compared to that of thousands of others.
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I know you are nobody's fool, but maybe someone will adopt you one day.
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I like you. People say I've got no taste, but I like you.
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I used to think that you were a colossal pain in the neck. Now I have a much lower opinion of you.
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I will defend, to your death, my right to my opinion.
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I would have liked to insult you, but the sad truth is that you wouldn't understand me.
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I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up your ass.
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If you were twice as smart as you are now, you'd be absolutely stupid.
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I'm glad to see you're not letting your education get in the way of your ignorance.
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I'm impressed, I've never met such a small mind inside such a big head before.
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I've come across rotting bodies that are less offensive than you are.
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Pardon me, but you're obviously mistaking me for someone who gives a damn.
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People would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity.
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She's the first in her family born without tail.
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That man is cruelly depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
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There are several people in this world that I find unbearably obnoxious, and you are all of them.
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What he is lacking in intelligence, he more than makes up for in stupidity.
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Whatever it is that is eating you, it must be suffering horribly.
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What's wrong, don't you get any attention back home?
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You are not even beneath my contempt.
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You are not obnoxious like so many other people, you are obnoxious in a completely different and far worse way.
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You grow on people, but so does cancer.
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You have an inferiority complex and it is fully justified.
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You should do some soul-searching. You might just find one.
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You would never be able to live down to your reputation, but I see you're doing your best.
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Your mind isn't so much twisted as badly sprained.
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You're a habit I'd like to kick - with both feet